She doesn't know that you secretly fantasize about cock, but I do. I know you've been thinking about sucking cock. I know you're desperate to be a dirty little faggot for dick. You pretend you're straight. She has no clue about what a hidden homo you are. But I do.
Is she around right now? Good. I'm going to make you sneak away and jerk off behind her back to cock. If you're careful, she won't catch you...